Life is so much better after having sex.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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