omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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