Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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