Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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