I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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