too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Randomize