Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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