So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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