i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I bet he comes in French.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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