We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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