I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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