But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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