I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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