So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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