it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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