I cut my penus on the lid.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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