i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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