David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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