yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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