Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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