Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
