I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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