i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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