i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We’re leaving where are you
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