break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
