508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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