We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
