I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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