it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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