...so i touched it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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