do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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