Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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