would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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