yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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