I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
