just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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