S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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