Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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