I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sext me about skeletons
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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