Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
FUCK WHALES
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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