Can i not drive my cunt home
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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