No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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