we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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