As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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