id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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