Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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