You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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