He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She's the barista slut.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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