Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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