tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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