The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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