so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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