Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
