and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
time to smoke my breakfast
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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